Post by ianjonefan on Oct 2, 2011 22:54:01 GMT -6
Posting Halloween poems & stories .
.I'll start with mine .Rory Cameron ha'e a ghost in his hoose .
Tha'ghost ha'e a pet Canadian Moose .
On its back he carries a goose .
Now Rory always talks to the moose , and goose when he is tryin'' to think something through . He told them even though he loves them both he wants to' start looking fer a wife , and because he's sae rich lassies o' every sort will start comin' from all over . Now the goose whose name is Jack had a way wi' lassies those he lak' he let them pet him , those he dinna lak' he turns invisible and chases them oot o' the hoose .Now Rory ha'e a neighbor by the name o' McDour ( nae furst name ) Just McDour who was always causin' trouble fer Rory , and all the ither folk in the glen . He ha'e gold n' land galore , but he wanted more . Eventually he owned every piece o' the glen except for Rory's . McDour then hit upon a plan . He sent for Maggie Taylor whose family a great deal o' money . He told Maggie to go to Rory n' tell him that ye want to be his wife if ye don't he told her he wud drive her family frae thar hame for it was the dead o' winter . Sae wi' a heavy heart she wint to see Rory Cameron . By tha' time she arrived at Rory's hoose she was frozen stiff n' terrible sick . After many weeks ha'e gan' by she was well enuff to talk Wha' she dinna know while she was sick she toldx Rory everything that she was forced to do to protect her family , but before she cu'd say anythin' Rory told Maggie that he knew why she was sent to him , Burg wi' her help if she's braw enuff thet'll turn tha' tables o'er McDour . NAY NAY !!! I caana let ye do this McDour is a rich n' powerful man . Rory replied Maggie dinna fash yersel fer I've friends McDour knows naethin' aboot . He called oot Brroody that was the ghosts name , Jack the goose , and Canadi the Moose . I ken wha' a ghost n' amoose can do , but wha' can not goose do ? Watch Rory replied , Then right before her eyes Jack disappeared n' bit her nae hard just to let her know he was right in front o' her . While all this was goin' on McDour was startin' to wonder why he hadn't heard frae Maggie by now . Frae his spies McDour learned that Maggie was sick for many weeks n' just now was well enuff to be ootside fer some fresh air . They also told him that Rory Cameron had to gae to Edinburgh on business . So lak' the coward he was he snuck onto Rory's land . Then came up behind Maggie as she was pettin' Jack . McDour grabbed Maggie , she screamed . Be quiet McDour ordered we ha'e a few things to talk ab oot . Just then there was a mighty bellow it was moose charging down the path . Since McDour niver seen a moose before he called oot nae deformed Highland Coo will stop me!! ! !
Tha's nae hielan' coo Maggie called oot tha's a Canadian Moose . I dinna care o' what it is he still looks lak' a deformed highland coo . While all this was goin' on it Finlay sunk intae McDour's brain that somethin' was bitin'' him . It was Jack . After I get done wi' tha' trubblesome deformed highland coo I'll tak' care o' this trubblesome goose , n' mesel' meal' some roast goose fer my supper taenicht . Ye'll niver get him Maggie called oot . When McDour turned his heid to answer Maggie Jack turned invisible n'' really started goin' after McDour . Peckin' him whaur it did the most good . Somehow McDour had pulled oot a knife n' started swingin' it aroon , but Jack was well oot o' range still invisible . Seeing McDour swingin' his knife aroon tryin' to kill Jack . Maggie started laughing lak' she hadn't laughed in a lang timed . Ye nae laugh at me McDour bellowed fer when I git ye I'm goin' to kill ye . Just then moose bowled him o'er again . With all the noise that was being made they dinna hear Rory Cameron , the Lord Mayor o' Strathmoor , the High Justice , n' the Royal Revenue Agent from London . Kill that beast McDour ordered he's dangerous . For the moose had one foot on McDours chest . Maggie told moose to let Mcdour up . Then McDour , Rory , the Lord Mayor , the High Justice got intae an argument . Do ye kin' who I am ? McDour bellowed . I sae kill that deformed highland cow its crazy . Rory , Maggie , n' all taegither looked up then . we dinna see anythin' wrong Rory, Maggie n'all the ithers replied . we nae see anythin' wrong . McDour turned aroon n' looked wee lads & lassies 3months to 8 yrs. auld were climbing , crawling , sitting neath the big moose MCDour Dour mouth dropped open . Still givin' oot orders nae knowing who tha' people Rory had brought back wi' him MC Dour gave a signal , n' all o' McDours men came oot o' hidin' I'm takin' ye all to Strathmoor to ha'e my friend the High Justice, n' the Lord Mayor tak' care o' ye all . Jack still being invisible went intae action . Soon there were yells , screams, n' all sort's o' noise . Then it was the Lord Mayor turned to give a signal . Oot o' hidin' the Flying Squad o' Scotland Yard appeared . The Royal Revenue Agent then asked him if his name is McDour ? Yes he answered . Why ? I have orders to bring you in for non payment of taxes . . I paid all my taxes !!!!McDour bellowed , Then if you please you'll let me see your books , or do you have something to hide ? Come on McDour lets gae to my hame n' I'll show ye my books . By the time everyone got to McDours home it looked lak' it was flattened by a mighty wind storm . . But instead o' seeing everythin' spared her n' there everything was stacked in neat piles Wih help from Rory's ghost . . Gold coins , paintings , antique cars , n' everythin' that McDour didn't pay taxes on . There was even an secret dungeon where Maggie found her family chained to the wall . . McDour only knows the Royal Revenue Agent , but not the other 2 strangers he kept saying he did what he had to do to protect himself from Maggies family & others from destroying his land , and home .After a few more days they all reached Strathmoor . Now ye'll all get it my friend the Lord Mayor, n' tha' High Justice will tak' care o' ye all . Instead they found McDour finds the " Lord Mayor " n' High Justice " in gaol . Wha's the meanin' o' this why is the Lord Mayor n' High Justice in gaol ? Tha' two strangers then told him ghthatat they were the real Lord Mayor n' High Justice . . McDour still didn't believe them ., but with fingerprints provided , by Scotland Yard , and both the false Lord Mayor n' High Justice admitting that one was a lowly law clerk , n' the ither was a dustman that looked lak' the Lord Mayor . It also turned oot Maggie was was working for MI5She found oot that McDour was a member o' a terrorist group intent on b lowing up Big Ben , Parliament , Westminster ,S t. Paul, Windsor Castle , and assassinate the Royal Family .So Court n' his minions will be staying in gaol fer a lang time .
.I'll start with mine .Rory Cameron ha'e a ghost in his hoose .
Tha'ghost ha'e a pet Canadian Moose .
On its back he carries a goose .
Now Rory always talks to the moose , and goose when he is tryin'' to think something through . He told them even though he loves them both he wants to' start looking fer a wife , and because he's sae rich lassies o' every sort will start comin' from all over . Now the goose whose name is Jack had a way wi' lassies those he lak' he let them pet him , those he dinna lak' he turns invisible and chases them oot o' the hoose .Now Rory ha'e a neighbor by the name o' McDour ( nae furst name ) Just McDour who was always causin' trouble fer Rory , and all the ither folk in the glen . He ha'e gold n' land galore , but he wanted more . Eventually he owned every piece o' the glen except for Rory's . McDour then hit upon a plan . He sent for Maggie Taylor whose family a great deal o' money . He told Maggie to go to Rory n' tell him that ye want to be his wife if ye don't he told her he wud drive her family frae thar hame for it was the dead o' winter . Sae wi' a heavy heart she wint to see Rory Cameron . By tha' time she arrived at Rory's hoose she was frozen stiff n' terrible sick . After many weeks ha'e gan' by she was well enuff to talk Wha' she dinna know while she was sick she toldx Rory everything that she was forced to do to protect her family , but before she cu'd say anythin' Rory told Maggie that he knew why she was sent to him , Burg wi' her help if she's braw enuff thet'll turn tha' tables o'er McDour . NAY NAY !!! I caana let ye do this McDour is a rich n' powerful man . Rory replied Maggie dinna fash yersel fer I've friends McDour knows naethin' aboot . He called oot Brroody that was the ghosts name , Jack the goose , and Canadi the Moose . I ken wha' a ghost n' amoose can do , but wha' can not goose do ? Watch Rory replied , Then right before her eyes Jack disappeared n' bit her nae hard just to let her know he was right in front o' her . While all this was goin' on McDour was startin' to wonder why he hadn't heard frae Maggie by now . Frae his spies McDour learned that Maggie was sick for many weeks n' just now was well enuff to be ootside fer some fresh air . They also told him that Rory Cameron had to gae to Edinburgh on business . So lak' the coward he was he snuck onto Rory's land . Then came up behind Maggie as she was pettin' Jack . McDour grabbed Maggie , she screamed . Be quiet McDour ordered we ha'e a few things to talk ab oot . Just then there was a mighty bellow it was moose charging down the path . Since McDour niver seen a moose before he called oot nae deformed Highland Coo will stop me!! ! !
Tha's nae hielan' coo Maggie called oot tha's a Canadian Moose . I dinna care o' what it is he still looks lak' a deformed highland coo . While all this was goin' on it Finlay sunk intae McDour's brain that somethin' was bitin'' him . It was Jack . After I get done wi' tha' trubblesome deformed highland coo I'll tak' care o' this trubblesome goose , n' mesel' meal' some roast goose fer my supper taenicht . Ye'll niver get him Maggie called oot . When McDour turned his heid to answer Maggie Jack turned invisible n'' really started goin' after McDour . Peckin' him whaur it did the most good . Somehow McDour had pulled oot a knife n' started swingin' it aroon , but Jack was well oot o' range still invisible . Seeing McDour swingin' his knife aroon tryin' to kill Jack . Maggie started laughing lak' she hadn't laughed in a lang timed . Ye nae laugh at me McDour bellowed fer when I git ye I'm goin' to kill ye . Just then moose bowled him o'er again . With all the noise that was being made they dinna hear Rory Cameron , the Lord Mayor o' Strathmoor , the High Justice , n' the Royal Revenue Agent from London . Kill that beast McDour ordered he's dangerous . For the moose had one foot on McDours chest . Maggie told moose to let Mcdour up . Then McDour , Rory , the Lord Mayor , the High Justice got intae an argument . Do ye kin' who I am ? McDour bellowed . I sae kill that deformed highland cow its crazy . Rory , Maggie , n' all taegither looked up then . we dinna see anythin' wrong Rory, Maggie n'all the ithers replied . we nae see anythin' wrong . McDour turned aroon n' looked wee lads & lassies 3months to 8 yrs. auld were climbing , crawling , sitting neath the big moose MCDour Dour mouth dropped open . Still givin' oot orders nae knowing who tha' people Rory had brought back wi' him MC Dour gave a signal , n' all o' McDours men came oot o' hidin' I'm takin' ye all to Strathmoor to ha'e my friend the High Justice, n' the Lord Mayor tak' care o' ye all . Jack still being invisible went intae action . Soon there were yells , screams, n' all sort's o' noise . Then it was the Lord Mayor turned to give a signal . Oot o' hidin' the Flying Squad o' Scotland Yard appeared . The Royal Revenue Agent then asked him if his name is McDour ? Yes he answered . Why ? I have orders to bring you in for non payment of taxes . . I paid all my taxes !!!!McDour bellowed , Then if you please you'll let me see your books , or do you have something to hide ? Come on McDour lets gae to my hame n' I'll show ye my books . By the time everyone got to McDours home it looked lak' it was flattened by a mighty wind storm . . But instead o' seeing everythin' spared her n' there everything was stacked in neat piles Wih help from Rory's ghost . . Gold coins , paintings , antique cars , n' everythin' that McDour didn't pay taxes on . There was even an secret dungeon where Maggie found her family chained to the wall . . McDour only knows the Royal Revenue Agent , but not the other 2 strangers he kept saying he did what he had to do to protect himself from Maggies family & others from destroying his land , and home .After a few more days they all reached Strathmoor . Now ye'll all get it my friend the Lord Mayor, n' tha' High Justice will tak' care o' ye all . Instead they found McDour finds the " Lord Mayor " n' High Justice " in gaol . Wha's the meanin' o' this why is the Lord Mayor n' High Justice in gaol ? Tha' two strangers then told him ghthatat they were the real Lord Mayor n' High Justice . . McDour still didn't believe them ., but with fingerprints provided , by Scotland Yard , and both the false Lord Mayor n' High Justice admitting that one was a lowly law clerk , n' the ither was a dustman that looked lak' the Lord Mayor . It also turned oot Maggie was was working for MI5She found oot that McDour was a member o' a terrorist group intent on b lowing up Big Ben , Parliament , Westminster ,S t. Paul, Windsor Castle , and assassinate the Royal Family .So Court n' his minions will be staying in gaol fer a lang time .