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the fly
Apr 28, 2004 22:06:40 GMT -6
Post by FoundlingOfDollar on Apr 28, 2004 22:06:40 GMT -6
Sometimes I have the most fun poking fun at myself, so here goes:
An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Soctsman walk into a bar and order a beer a piece. Three flies fly into the bar, do a double loop, and with perfect co-ordination fall one into each beer. The englishman motions to the bartender and says "Pardon me, there seems to be a fly in my beer, could I please have another?" so the bartender brings him a new beer. The Irishman motions to the bartender and says "Excuse me, I have a fly in my beer, could you bring me a teaspoon?" so the bartender does, and the Irishman fishes out the fly and returns to drinking his beer. The Scotsman, on the other hand, shoves his hand down his glass, fishes out the fly, holds it by the legs and wings and shouts "Alright, spit it up!"
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the fly
Oct 17, 2005 20:35:15 GMT -6
Post by RHCameron on Oct 17, 2005 20:35:15 GMT -6
Don't think I would want to be that particular fly on the wall in that bar anymore.
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